In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the amount of traffic, you haven't, the blog was not updated at all since early in the Rangers series. We are pretty superstitious and did not want to ruin the good karma the Penguins had during this amazing run. Now that the Penguins are with their backs against the wall, the time has come to visit some facts that we uncovered about the Detroit Red Wings roster. Ironically, all of these facts involve the Wings and vehicles.
If you don't believe these facts, you have been brainwashed by the gubment.
Chris Osgood was hit by a parked car.
Tomas Holmstrom is a backseat driver.
Henrik Zetterberg lies about being able to drive a stick.
Chris Chelios is afraid to drive faster than the speed limit.
Johan Franzen drives until he runs out of gas.
Nicklas Lidstrom gets off on wrong exits.
Pavel Datsyuk tells everyone his dad's car is his.
Brian Rafalski won't move his baby seat.
Darren McCarty doesn't let anyone ride shotgun.
Dallas Drake won't let anyone touch the radio, even if he isn't driving.
Dominik Hasek still can't pass the driving test.
Niklas Kronwall is giving the finger on his license photo.
Brad Stuart has stuffed animals in the back window.
Kris Draper uses the rearview mirror to brush his hair.
Jiri Hudler wears driving gloves.
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